1 00:00:11,489 --> 00:00:13,393 [?? upbeat music plays] 2 00:00:15,063 --> 00:00:17,902 Ugh. If I'm ever in a coma, put braces on my teeth. 3 00:00:17,969 --> 00:00:19,640 -Okay. -[Samir] Thanks, buddy. 4 00:00:19,706 --> 00:00:21,042 [Issa] Oh, thank you. 5 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:23,747 -Hey. -[Issa, Billie] Hi. 6 00:00:23,814 --> 00:00:26,721 Wait, that's your secret smile. You've got a little secret. 7 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:29,593 -It's... It's nothing really. It's... -[Billie gasps] 8 00:00:29,626 --> 00:00:30,895 [Issa] Tell us! 9 00:00:31,563 --> 00:00:34,202 My sister wants my sperm. [squeals] 10 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,538 [Billie] Oh. 11 00:00:36,305 --> 00:00:37,876 Context? Any context would be lovely. 12 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:39,980 -Explain, please. -Right, yes. Okay, scooch. 13 00:00:40,247 --> 00:00:42,117 -So... my mom and I are on the phone, right? -Uh-huh. 14 00:00:42,351 --> 00:00:44,923 I'm telling her I'm hungry, she's listing off foods I can eat. 15 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:46,894 And suddenly she tells me 16 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,131 that my sister Talia and her wife are thinking about having a baby. 17 00:00:49,298 --> 00:00:50,400 -Oh, my-- -Wait, wait. 18 00:00:50,601 --> 00:00:52,070 And then out of the blue, 19 00:00:52,337 --> 00:00:56,145 Talia texts me saying she wants to stop by the house next week. 20 00:00:56,547 --> 00:00:59,151 [chuckling] I mean, she's after my seed, ultimately. 21 00:00:59,218 --> 00:01:02,024 Oh, my God. First baby of the friend group. 22 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,495 -That's wild. -Look, it's not that big of a deal. 23 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:08,938 This is just what happens when two little gay siblings become two big gay grown-ups. 24 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:12,846 I mean, you have to assume one might ask the other for genetic material. 25 00:01:13,079 --> 00:01:14,949 [clears throat] 26 00:01:15,116 --> 00:01:17,154 What? Why this? Why the silence? 27 00:01:17,321 --> 00:01:21,830 No, nothing. I just... I didn't realize that you had that kind of relationship. 28 00:01:21,897 --> 00:01:23,868 You're famously a monster around your big sister. 29 00:01:23,935 --> 00:01:25,638 -Yeah, that. -I mean, yes. 30 00:01:25,705 --> 00:01:29,679 Have I historically been something of a drain to Talia? Sure. 31 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:34,322 But does it feel so good to finally be seen as a faucet? It does. 32 00:01:34,488 --> 00:01:36,960 Like a faucet in a few ways. 33 00:01:37,027 --> 00:01:38,932 Can I just ask the thing? 34 00:01:39,131 --> 00:01:42,071 No, Samir, it's not incest, okay? Her wife would be carrying the baby. 35 00:01:42,304 --> 00:01:43,406 No, I was... 36 00:01:43,473 --> 00:01:47,414 -gonna ask if you feel nervous. -Aw. 37 00:01:47,849 --> 00:01:48,851 A little bit. 38 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:50,788 But mostly, I'm excited. 39 00:01:51,355 --> 00:01:52,792 -And honored. -[Issa] Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:53,259 --> 00:01:55,230 And ready. Oh, I'm ready. 41 00:01:55,397 --> 00:01:57,434 [chuckles] Can you believe it? 42 00:01:57,635 --> 00:01:58,804 Such a good retcon. 43 00:01:59,138 --> 00:02:00,474 I was totally gonna ask the incest thing. 44 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:02,444 I was right there with you, brother. Yeah. 45 00:02:02,645 --> 00:02:04,248 [?? "Bad Advice" playing] 46 00:02:07,689 --> 00:02:10,393 ?? I need some bad advice ?? 47 00:02:13,332 --> 00:02:15,471 ?? Stay up tonight ?? 48 00:02:16,273 --> 00:02:18,577 ?? We'll make it out alive ?? 49 00:02:19,914 --> 00:02:21,015 [?? song ends] 50 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:26,225 Your egg freezing kit includes FSH, trigger shot... 51 00:02:27,562 --> 00:02:29,599 -Gonadotropin. Where is it? -Wow. 52 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,704 I did not know you were so serious about this. 53 00:02:31,771 --> 00:02:34,943 Yeah, Anton becoming an uncle-father made me take a good hard look 54 00:02:34,943 --> 00:02:36,379 at my own fertility. 55 00:02:36,445 --> 00:02:38,617 -Like, I'm an only child. -No. You? 56 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:41,857 Which made me special, but ultimately lonely. 57 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:43,661 So I want five kids. 58 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,632 Which means I got to throw some eggs on ice. 59 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:48,270 Iss, please let me know if I can help with any of this. 60 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,973 -Okay? -Thank you. 61 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,614 -You know what they say about fertility. -No, what? 62 00:02:54,816 --> 00:02:57,556 -I don't know, like, specifically. -Oh. 63 00:02:57,955 --> 00:03:01,096 -Okay, I am off. -Wow, there she is. 64 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,534 Juror number four in the courts but number one in our hearts. 65 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:06,940 Thanks. Yeah, I don't know why people complain about jury duty so much. 66 00:03:07,007 --> 00:03:08,844 It's really not that bad. 67 00:03:08,844 --> 00:03:10,615 -And by that you mean... -I'm having the best week of my life. 68 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,151 -There it is. -Yep. 69 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,588 God, all this time looking for a job 70 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:15,691 and then one comes along mandated by the state. 71 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:18,797 I have routine. I have structure. I have a judge who sees me as a daughter. 72 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:21,402 I'm sorry I can't help you with your egg freezing this week. 73 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,574 Oh, my God, it's okay. My ovaries know you care. 74 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,343 -[doorbell rings] -[Anton] That's for me. I've got it. 75 00:03:25,578 --> 00:03:28,784 I'm getting it. That's for me. I'm getting it. Excuse me! Whoo! 76 00:03:29,351 --> 00:03:30,387 -[Talia] Hi! -[Anton] Hi! 77 00:03:30,554 --> 00:03:33,594 You guys, my big sister's here. 78 00:03:33,928 --> 00:03:35,832 [studio audience cheering] 79 00:03:35,898 --> 00:03:37,034 What the fuck is that? 80 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:39,438 Wow, crown moldings? 81 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:41,075 -Prince in a palace. -I know. 82 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,413 My face is on the currency. I look regal but stern. 83 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:45,284 -Like, mm-mmm. [laughs] -[laughs] 84 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,557 Okay, okay. Couch or chairs? How do you picture it? 85 00:03:48,624 --> 00:03:50,260 We could do the couch. I'm not gonna be here that long. 86 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:53,232 Great, couch. I can really see it on the couch. 87 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,238 [Anton chuckles, sighs] 88 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,945 -So... -[chuckles] 89 00:03:59,512 --> 00:04:00,982 Do you want to start, or should I? 90 00:04:01,248 --> 00:04:02,919 -I don't know how this works. -I could start. Yeah. 91 00:04:02,986 --> 00:04:07,461 Okay, so you left this at Mom and Dad's house, so take that. 92 00:04:07,995 --> 00:04:10,902 -Okay. -Oh. Mom wanted me to give you this. 93 00:04:10,969 --> 00:04:13,173 She says you need to drink some more water. 94 00:04:13,239 --> 00:04:16,445 She's worried that you're only drinking juice and you'll be dead by 40. Okay? 95 00:04:16,646 --> 00:04:17,982 -Okay. -Good. 96 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,087 And... 97 00:04:20,154 --> 00:04:22,258 Yes? [chuckling] 98 00:04:22,424 --> 00:04:26,366 I need you to sign this card for Nana and Pop-pop 'cause it's their anniversary. 99 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,236 All right? So here, sign your name. 100 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,641 Big boy handwriting. Thank you, sir. 101 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:33,112 Great, and signed for you. 102 00:04:33,179 --> 00:04:34,415 Thank you. 103 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:39,057 And anything from me that you might need? 104 00:04:39,659 --> 00:04:40,595 Like what? 105 00:04:40,661 --> 00:04:43,834 Come on. Talia. [chuckling] 106 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:45,170 Anton. What? 107 00:04:45,237 --> 00:04:47,575 Okay, okay. [breathes deeply] 108 00:04:49,344 --> 00:04:50,848 You can have my sperm. 109 00:04:52,484 --> 00:04:54,522 Wh... [laughing] 110 00:04:55,858 --> 00:04:58,129 [both laughing] 111 00:04:58,196 --> 00:04:59,933 I know. 112 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,004 It's the gift of life. There is no right way to react to it. 113 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:04,542 [laughing] What are you talking about? 114 00:05:05,644 --> 00:05:07,180 What? 115 00:05:07,414 --> 00:05:09,418 Because Mom said you and Brooke were trying to have a baby. 116 00:05:09,619 --> 00:05:13,761 Yeah but, like, I'm not gonna let the kid that ruined every family vacation 117 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:17,233 father my child. [laughing] 118 00:05:17,835 --> 00:05:20,040 I mean, you left your jacket at Mommy and Daddy's house. 119 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:23,246 Okay. First of all, it was Mom's car, actually. 120 00:05:23,412 --> 00:05:25,250 And you ruined Puerto Vallarta. 121 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,822 -You got your period on the banana boat. -All right, we're done here. 122 00:05:27,989 --> 00:05:29,759 -I'm gonna leave. -Bye. 123 00:05:29,826 --> 00:05:31,697 -What do you want me to do with this? -I don't want that. 124 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,501 Fine, you probably don't even know how to use it anyway. 125 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,138 -Fine, I'll keep it. -If you insist. Okay. 126 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:39,512 Opposite trick. You just used the opposite trick on me, Talia. 127 00:05:39,746 --> 00:05:42,184 -You're still doing the opposite trick. -I didn't, Anton. 128 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:45,324 You did. Keep the Brita. Okay? We don't have space to plug it in anyways. 129 00:05:45,391 --> 00:05:47,294 Plug it in? Bro. 130 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,298 It goes in the fridge. 131 00:05:49,464 --> 00:05:52,238 It's a figure of speech, Talia! 132 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,844 That's a figure of speech. You don't know slang. 133 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:00,220 [line ringing] 134 00:06:00,386 --> 00:06:01,623 -Hey, baby. -Mom. 135 00:06:01,756 --> 00:06:03,794 -How'd it go? -He's a disaster. 136 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,965 No, he's a full-on disaster. 137 00:06:08,604 --> 00:06:10,641 -[exhales] -Oh. 138 00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:12,444 -Hey, Iss. -Hey. 139 00:06:12,612 --> 00:06:14,114 Do you need any help with that? 140 00:06:14,515 --> 00:06:17,288 Oh, I mean If you're not doing anything today, yeah, sure. 141 00:06:17,354 --> 00:06:19,192 -Yeah. -Yeah, I just need to jab this, 142 00:06:19,424 --> 00:06:24,135 um... [clears throat] ...into here, but, uh... [breathes deeply] 143 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:25,437 I'm scared. 144 00:06:25,504 --> 00:06:27,307 -All right. -This feels huge. 145 00:06:27,374 --> 00:06:29,378 I'm just a child. Samir. Like... 146 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:32,852 -What if I strike the core? -Hey. It's okay. 147 00:06:32,919 --> 00:06:33,988 [Issa groans] 148 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:36,191 -Do you want me to try? -Yes, thank you. 149 00:06:36,191 --> 00:06:36,192 -Do you want me to try? -Yes, thank you. Just know whatever I say 150 00:06:36,192 --> 00:06:39,098 Just know whatever I say while you're doing it, like, I don't mean any of it. 151 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:40,902 Yeah. It's fine. 152 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,240 [screams] Fuck you, you're gonna die! 153 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:46,813 You're a bitch! You're a loser incel, fucking eunuch, you bitch! 154 00:06:49,919 --> 00:06:52,391 -Let's try something else. -Yeah, that sounds good. Okay. 155 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:54,328 -Here we go. -[?? "KA-POW" playing] 156 00:06:54,562 --> 00:06:55,931 Sorry, go again. 157 00:06:56,967 --> 00:06:58,035 Sorry, go again. 158 00:06:58,102 --> 00:07:01,141 -Run at it. Run at it! -Okay! [crying] 159 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:03,514 Okay, I'm ready. Samir? 160 00:07:03,581 --> 00:07:05,751 -Here comes the airplane. -Don't do that. 161 00:07:05,851 --> 00:07:08,758 Just throw it at me. Throw... [yelps] ...You missed. 162 00:07:08,825 --> 00:07:10,528 -[gasps] Oh, my God. -What? 163 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,533 -Back up into it. -I can't, I can't, I can't. 164 00:07:15,604 --> 00:07:17,407 Oh, my God. What is that? 165 00:07:17,675 --> 00:07:18,877 [yelps] 166 00:07:19,612 --> 00:07:20,447 [?? song ends] 167 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:22,184 [gasps] Nice. 168 00:07:22,251 --> 00:07:23,887 -What the hell? -Right? 169 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:26,058 Oh, my God, wait. 170 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,797 -Same time tomorrow? -Same time tomorrow. 171 00:07:37,448 --> 00:07:39,485 [Paul] Iss, you don't mind that I'm not helping? 172 00:07:39,552 --> 00:07:40,822 [Issa] No, it's actually great. 173 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,492 Freezing your eggs is so vulnerable. 174 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,996 You're, like, hormonal. 175 00:07:45,063 --> 00:07:47,400 Someone has to pinch your belly fat every day. 176 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:51,475 So I needed someone that I could never, ever feel any sexual attraction towards. 177 00:07:51,543 --> 00:07:53,079 And that's why I chose Samir. 178 00:07:53,146 --> 00:07:54,683 I'm a caretaker now. 179 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,954 -Carly says it's very becoming of me. -[Issa] Aw. 180 00:07:57,021 --> 00:07:58,991 You can use "becoming" like that. Did you know that? 181 00:07:59,057 --> 00:08:01,095 Okay, well, I'm glad your fertility journey's going well. 182 00:08:01,162 --> 00:08:03,700 -'Cause mine has been so bad. -Sweetie. 183 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,505 I mean, Talia has no interest in having my child. 184 00:08:05,738 --> 00:08:07,642 Can you believe that? She literally laughed in my face. 185 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:11,148 So, Anton? Some of us are never gonna have kids with our sisters. 186 00:08:11,148 --> 00:08:11,182 So, Anton? Some of us are never gonna have kids with our sisters. 187 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:12,786 Is that really the worst thing? 188 00:08:12,852 --> 00:08:14,589 Okay, but this isn't actually about the kid, right? 189 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:16,191 It's, like, what the kid represents. 190 00:08:16,291 --> 00:08:18,396 Yes, this is about how my sister sees me. 191 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:22,838 Which is so far from the charming, well adjusted person I've become. 192 00:08:22,905 --> 00:08:24,374 -[knocking on window] -[Anton] Oh. 193 00:08:24,441 --> 00:08:25,745 Regular or premium? 194 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:27,915 Ugh. What would you do, a splash of both? 195 00:08:27,982 --> 00:08:30,521 [chuckles] I'm kidding. We'll just take regular, please. 196 00:08:30,587 --> 00:08:31,990 -Thank you. Yeah. -Regular it is. 197 00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:35,397 See? That's the charming Anton that we know. 198 00:08:35,564 --> 00:08:37,200 -[phone rings] -Oh, one second. Sorry. 199 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:37,234 -[phone rings] -Oh, one second. Sorry. [Anton's mom] Hi, sweetie. 200 00:08:37,234 --> 00:08:39,138 [Anton's mom] Hi, sweetie. 201 00:08:39,205 --> 00:08:41,543 What the hell is wrong with you, Mom? You made me look like an idiot! 202 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:43,346 What are you talking about? What did I do this time? 203 00:08:43,413 --> 00:08:45,718 I'm talking about your daughter, who you raised. 204 00:08:45,785 --> 00:08:48,758 Why would you raise someone like that? I'm just curious. Why would you do that? 205 00:08:48,957 --> 00:08:51,195 -Whoa. -We know, yeah. 206 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:54,000 So he's a delight to all seven billion people on this earth 207 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,105 except the three he's related to. 208 00:08:56,172 --> 00:08:57,407 Call her, Mom, okay? 209 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,712 Tell her to take my sperm. Tell her she has to. 210 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,517 There he is. 211 00:09:01,783 --> 00:09:03,219 -There you go. -Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 212 00:09:03,553 --> 00:09:05,223 -You're a dream. -[Anton's mom] Me? 213 00:09:05,323 --> 00:09:07,327 No, not you, Mom. You're a fucking nightmare! 214 00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:09,666 -Hey, hey, Anton, I think we should-- -Mom, Mom, 215 00:09:09,732 --> 00:09:12,539 if you don't fix this, I will never speak to you again, okay? 216 00:09:12,605 --> 00:09:16,780 We will only communicate through Dad, and we both know he cannot convey tone. 217 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,750 I gotta walk the dog. I'll call you back. 218 00:09:18,817 --> 00:09:20,821 'Kay. Say hi to Dad. Love you. 219 00:09:20,888 --> 00:09:22,424 [?? dramatic music plays] 220 00:09:22,591 --> 00:09:24,729 -[Paul] Oh. -[engine revs] 221 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,269 Guys, I'm gonna say it. 222 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:30,006 [chuckles] I think this has been the best day of the trial yet. 223 00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:33,647 Like, everyone is just, like, bop-bop-bop, on fire. 224 00:09:33,814 --> 00:09:35,483 -[juror] Yeah. -Totally. 225 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:38,724 Hey, Rodney, be honest, are we the best jury you've ever seen? 226 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:43,634 Oh. We got him. He's smiling. He's smiling. 227 00:09:43,867 --> 00:09:47,007 Oh, uh, guys, that reminds me, did everyone join the group chat? 228 00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:48,911 -I did. -[juror 2] I did. 229 00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:50,781 FYI, I didn't include the alternates in the group chat. 230 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,585 They are alternates for a reason. 231 00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:54,321 [all laughing] 232 00:09:54,922 --> 00:09:56,225 Should that go on the board? 233 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:58,096 [all chanting] Board, board, board, board! 234 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:59,966 [Billie] Okay, put it on the board. 235 00:10:02,237 --> 00:10:04,610 -Ugh, Is Billie home yet? -No. 236 00:10:04,809 --> 00:10:07,147 [Issa] Where is she? Oh, my God. She left the kitchen a mess. 237 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:11,255 -Hey, Ant, so, earlier with your mom... -Ugh. I know, I know. 238 00:10:11,322 --> 00:10:13,960 -We bicker. -No, that was not bickering. 239 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,733 That was like a whole other guy I've never met before. 240 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,204 -Ok-Okay. -I'm gonna be honest with you. 241 00:10:19,271 --> 00:10:22,044 Your sister is not going to want to have a baby with that guy. 242 00:10:22,076 --> 00:10:22,978 That was not... 243 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:25,751 -sperm-worthy. -[sighs] 244 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,056 It's just... It's hard. 245 00:10:28,122 --> 00:10:31,061 My family sees me a certain way and then I act a certain way, 246 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,232 and then they see me that way more. 247 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,802 The cycle, it's vicious. 248 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,807 [stammers] No, dude, I get that. That's family, right? 249 00:10:36,906 --> 00:10:39,478 But we got to show Talia the person that you are now. 250 00:10:39,745 --> 00:10:41,950 -You're the most mature of any of us. -No, no, no. 251 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,388 -You have TSA PreCheck. -No, Global Entry. 252 00:10:44,454 --> 00:10:46,192 You have a Wordle streak, for fuck's sake. 253 00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:48,129 Yeah, and I'm actually diving into Connections. 254 00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:50,133 -You're diving in! -Yeah, I'm dabbling now. 255 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,806 Okay, so let's show her that guy, right? And I can help you. 256 00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:55,778 -Really? -Oh, yeah. I'm the sister whisperer. 257 00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:59,384 My sister Blair Baker and I have only ever fought once ever. 258 00:10:59,384 --> 00:10:59,385 My sister Blair Baker and I have only ever fought once ever. 259 00:10:59,385 --> 00:11:00,621 It was over Cheez-Its. 260 00:11:00,821 --> 00:11:02,659 We said sorry for weeks. 261 00:11:03,026 --> 00:11:04,295 I mean, sure, if you want to. 262 00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:06,667 Hey, are you guys hungry? [screams] 263 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,870 -Oh, my God. -Hey, Samy, wait! 264 00:11:08,937 --> 00:11:12,845 No! You're balding, you're short, you're a loser, you live in your mom's house! 265 00:11:13,078 --> 00:11:14,816 [Issa exhales] 266 00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:16,953 -Nice. -Oh. 267 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,892 -Best one yet? Yeah! [chuckles] Whoo! -Right? 268 00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:28,844 Hell of a day. Hell of a day. 269 00:11:28,910 --> 00:11:30,213 Ladies and gentlemen. 270 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:33,052 -Rodney. -The judge would like a word. 271 00:11:33,118 --> 00:11:35,457 Oh, my God, I bet we're being sequestered. 272 00:11:36,358 --> 00:11:38,763 The bailiff has brought something to my attention. 273 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:43,139 Who here sent baked goods to all the litigants and their legal teams? 274 00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:44,843 Oh, my God. 275 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:47,682 In all my years on the bench, I've never seen anything like this. 276 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,451 No, you have not. 277 00:11:49,484 --> 00:11:50,854 Who did this? 278 00:11:50,954 --> 00:11:53,661 Because whoever did just caused a mistrial. 279 00:11:54,261 --> 00:11:55,698 -What? -[juror] Mistrial? 280 00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:58,637 -[jurors muttering] -What? A mistrial? 281 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:00,908 Goddamn it. Who was it? Admit it. 282 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:04,247 Guys, admit it. If it was you, admit it. 283 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:04,248 Guys, admit it. If it was you, admit it. Juror number four? 284 00:12:04,248 --> 00:12:05,751 Juror number four? 285 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,122 Oh, my God? 286 00:12:10,059 --> 00:12:11,462 Underneath her seat. 287 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,601 Between our seats, but mostly under her seat. 288 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,736 I can't believe this. 289 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,271 Juror number four. 290 00:12:19,144 --> 00:12:21,549 Can I please be considered for the retrial? 291 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,952 [jurors groan] 292 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:25,457 [sighs] Do you think we have enough candles? 293 00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:28,763 Like, does it look candlelit or just lit by candles? 294 00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,801 Okay, Anton. Hey, Ant, look at me. 295 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:32,672 Breathe, okay? 296 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:35,343 You are a grown up and Talia's gonna see what the rest of us see. 297 00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:36,980 -Okay. -Trust me, after tonight, 298 00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:39,686 your sister's gonna be begging for your sperm. 299 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:42,858 -Okay? -Okay, you're right. You're right. 300 00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,160 -[door opens] -They're here. 301 00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:45,964 -[Paul] Okay, okay. -[chattering] 302 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,602 [whispering] They're here. 303 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,873 Wow, this is quite a fancy... 304 00:12:50,072 --> 00:12:51,375 what is it, a diner? [chuckles] 305 00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:54,381 -Well, we did the place up. -Stop it. 306 00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:55,985 [Anton] Just for you. 307 00:12:56,218 --> 00:12:58,356 Uh, bro? We good? 308 00:12:58,422 --> 00:12:59,525 Because of yesterday? 309 00:12:59,592 --> 00:13:01,395 Oh, water, bridge. We're here. [chuckling] 310 00:13:01,461 --> 00:13:03,299 -Okay. Good. I love that. -Great. 311 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,470 And you must be Brooke. What a pleasure. 312 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:08,075 -I'm so sorry. You are? -I'm Paul Baker. 313 00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:09,712 I'm your ma�tre d' this fine evening. 314 00:13:09,912 --> 00:13:11,081 -Ooh la la. -Right? 315 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,586 -[speaks French] -[all laughing] 316 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:13,587 -[speaks French] -[all laughing] French. Le Louvre. 317 00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:15,791 French. Le Louvre. 318 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:19,331 -[Paul] Please, let us hang up your coats. -Oh, yes, thank you so much. 319 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,168 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 320 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,405 -[whispering] Put 'em in there? -Hang on. Hang on. 321 00:13:23,472 --> 00:13:27,046 -With the menu and everything. [chuckling] -I know. It's impressive. 322 00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:28,584 [Talia, Brooke] Hi. 323 00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:30,687 Can I get us started with a red wine, white wine? 324 00:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,224 Do you have a Pinot? 325 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:34,829 Ooh. Lovely choice. Let me go check the cellar. 326 00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,568 -[Brooke] Okay, cellar. [chuckles] -[chuckles] 327 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,273 [Anton] You know what I've been thinking a lot about? 328 00:13:40,339 --> 00:13:43,045 How Mom and Dad have inner lives. 329 00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:44,916 Do you know what I mean by lives? 330 00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,087 I don't know, it's just something I've been thinking about. 331 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,257 How do we feel about a 2019 vintage? 332 00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:52,397 I mean, that's great. That's the year that we met, so... 333 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,702 -We know. [chuckles] -We know. [chuckles] 334 00:13:54,769 --> 00:13:56,338 [both] Stop it! 335 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,407 No way! 336 00:13:57,473 --> 00:13:58,610 Yeah. 337 00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:00,514 Sit your little skinny waist down right here. 338 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,417 [all laughing] 339 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,423 [Samir] It-It's crazy. 340 00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:08,029 It's like I'm back in high school chemistry suddenly. 341 00:14:08,128 --> 00:14:11,235 "The meniscus." Never thought I'd see her again. 342 00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:13,105 This is so sweet of you, Samy. 343 00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,142 Aw. What can I say? I'm becoming. 344 00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:19,184 No, seriously, Samir has been great, Carly, and I have not made it easy. 345 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,424 -No, it's a vulnerable time. -I'm just impressed, Issa. 346 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,996 -Like, this takes some real foresight. -I know, right? 347 00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,833 Yeah, well, she wants five kids. 348 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,636 One named after each season. 349 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,208 Fall and autumn. 350 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:32,611 -Yeah. -Beautiful. 351 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,548 How many does Paul Baker want? 352 00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:38,021 -Hmm. I actually don't know. -[both] No? 353 00:14:38,122 --> 00:14:39,759 But we haven't been dating for that long. 354 00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:42,464 So, like, you guys don't know how many kids you want, right? 355 00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,169 -Well... -Well, I always wanted two kids... 356 00:14:45,269 --> 00:14:46,673 -Yes. [chuckling] -...but Carly wants three, 357 00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:50,146 so we're settling on two and a happy accident. 358 00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:52,183 And a Labradoodle named Randy. 359 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,322 Uh, Russell. See, we can't agree on anything. 360 00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:56,292 [chuckles] 361 00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,295 -Okay, and we're ready. -Hmm? 362 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,667 Fuck you! Fuck you! Die! 363 00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:03,305 [Samir groans] 364 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:05,878 Okay, we got a runner. 365 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,648 I'd cancel the reservation. 366 00:15:08,082 --> 00:15:09,752 [all laughing] 367 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:14,227 Oh, and I should mention before it gets too late in the night, dinner's my treat. 368 00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,432 No, come on, you can't blow all this money on us. 369 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,638 No, no, no. Anton is very fiscally responsible. 370 00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:19,639 No, no, no. Anton is very fiscally responsible. In fact, he has a credit score. 371 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:21,342 In fact, he has a credit score. 372 00:15:21,509 --> 00:15:23,146 -[Brooke] Wow. -[Anton] It's true. 373 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:25,651 And a job in a skyscraper. [chuckles] Who said that? 374 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,053 [all chuckling] 375 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:30,661 -It was me. -[Talia] Okay, then I'm ordering dessert. 376 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:32,832 And I'm enjoying it. 377 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,807 So, Paul Baker, how long have you been in New York? 378 00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,677 Like three years now. 379 00:15:38,743 --> 00:15:41,181 Like, wow, time flies. I moved down from Canada after university. 380 00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:42,618 -University. -University instead of college. 381 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,522 Oh, my God, I love me some Canadians. 382 00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,893 Honestly, New York really feels like home now. 383 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,230 -Don't tell my parents I said that. -[Talia] Oh! 384 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:52,037 Anton, you have such nice friends. 385 00:15:52,104 --> 00:15:54,408 Aw. Thanks. 386 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,577 [whispering] 387 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,282 -Are you serious? -Mm-hmm. 388 00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:00,854 -[Brooke] We could always ask. -No, what? What's up? 389 00:16:00,921 --> 00:16:02,658 -Float it. -Okay, um... 390 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:05,329 -Wow, I can't believe this is happening. -I know! 391 00:16:05,429 --> 00:16:07,768 Okay, okay. So not to put anybody on the spot. 392 00:16:07,768 --> 00:16:07,769 Okay, okay. So not to put anybody on the spot. -No, no. 393 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,471 -No, no. -But, God. 394 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:13,112 Would you, like, ever consider being our sperm donor... 395 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:14,648 -[Anton] Yes! -...Paul Baker? 396 00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:18,957 Are you fucking kidding me? 397 00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:21,094 Oh, hey, dude. Let's just-- 398 00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,766 I have been begging to give you my sperm all week, and you're gonna take his? 399 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:26,238 Anton. We're just taking a temperature check. 400 00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:29,612 -Temper-- They're just taking-- -I invited you to this dinner. I'm paying. 401 00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:33,119 I am wearing a goddamn merino turtle neck that goes up to my fucking ears, 402 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,891 -and you still see me as a child? -Yeah, I see you as a child 403 00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:38,696 because you're yelling in a restaurant like a fucking child. 404 00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,767 Actually, who's yelling now? I think it's you. 405 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,838 -Because you make me yell! -Do you hear her? 406 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,340 Do I yell in real life? 407 00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:46,312 -Never. -I surely don't. You make me yell! 408 00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:50,419 You know, my sister Blair Baker and I once got in a huge fight over Cheez-Its. 409 00:16:50,587 --> 00:16:52,925 [whispering] I'm not yelling. I'm not yelling anymore. I'm whispering. Okay? 410 00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,329 I'm whispering so quietly that only a fairy can hear me, 411 00:16:55,396 --> 00:16:57,734 and the fairies are telling me they hate you because you're such a stupid bitch. 412 00:16:57,734 --> 00:16:57,735 and the fairies are telling me they hate you because you're such a stupid bitch. 413 00:16:57,735 --> 00:17:00,907 -Hey yo, fuck your fairies. -Okay. I get how this can be frustrating. 414 00:17:01,174 --> 00:17:02,344 [groans] 415 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:05,049 Take my sperm, Talia. Take it. Take my sperm! 416 00:17:05,116 --> 00:17:07,755 -[clears throat] Carrot cake, Brooke? -I'd love some cake. Thank you. 417 00:17:07,822 --> 00:17:11,228 -Do you hear yourself, Anton? -[Anton] Do you hear yourself? 418 00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,466 -You're making everyone uncomfortable. -Me? 419 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,469 Look, they're muttering off to the side. They're having a full side conversation. 420 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,373 It uses... It's like sour cream icing. 421 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,277 You know, it would go really good with coffee. 422 00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,381 Hello? Hello? What? 423 00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:25,490 Listen, if you don't want to be here right now, nobody's keeping you here. 424 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:27,761 No, I wanna be here. I set this up. I wanna be here. 425 00:17:28,061 --> 00:17:29,933 Then what do you wanna do? You wanna sit down? 426 00:17:30,199 --> 00:17:31,301 Fine. 427 00:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,307 [gasps] Opposite trick! 428 00:17:34,374 --> 00:17:35,777 Oh, my God, Anton! 429 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:37,548 You're embarrassing me in front of my friend! 430 00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,685 You're embarrassing me in front of my wife. 431 00:17:39,752 --> 00:17:42,056 Well, my friend is also my husband, so that's two. That counts twice. 432 00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,660 -I win. -I'm sorry, what? 433 00:17:43,726 --> 00:17:45,697 Brooke, let's go. I'm gonna put a baby in you right now. 434 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,436 I had sex with a girl once and a lot came out, so let's try it. 435 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,306 -I'm okay. -Ew. 436 00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:55,349 [screaming] 437 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,822 I obviously don't wanna have sex with a woman. 438 00:17:57,889 --> 00:18:00,492 Why would I want to have sex with a woman? I don't like women! 439 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,165 -I'm fucking gay! -[door slams] 440 00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:11,783 [?? gentl -[sighs] -[knocks on door] 441 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,920 [Anton] Someone's in here, Talia. 442 00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:15,356 Please... 443 00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:18,830 -Why didn't you tell me you were married? -Paul Baker needed a visa. 444 00:18:18,896 --> 00:18:21,067 So what, Talia? You don't know everything about me. 445 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,940 No, I don't know everything about you because you only show me one thing. 446 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:28,415 Okay! I would love to show you more, Talia, but I-I-I can't! I can't. Okay? 447 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,923 If you were a stranger, I could show you any part I wanted, but I can't with you. 448 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:35,162 I don't know. I don't know why, I can't. [exhales deeply] 449 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,580 -What? What is this? -Put your hand in my hand. 450 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:48,288 -What are you doing? -Just put your hand in my hand. 451 00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:51,428 Hi, 452 00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:53,967 my name is Talia, and I'm your sister, 453 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:58,710 but I'm also someone who writes the newsletter for my building. 454 00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:00,412 I'm learning Italian. 455 00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:04,454 Also, when I get drunk, I like to climb on things. 456 00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:07,828 This is so weird. This is like we're at a conference. I can't do this. 457 00:19:08,161 --> 00:19:10,266 -What is this? -Just go with it. Roll with it. 458 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,736 Just do it. 459 00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:13,874 Okay. 460 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:16,779 -Hey, I'm Anton. -Hi. 461 00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,952 Uh, I work in digital ad sales. 462 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:22,758 And I have a recurring dream about Zoe Kravitz, 463 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,897 and my friends want me to do a sleep study about it. 464 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,770 -Anton. -What? 465 00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:31,341 I too work in digital ad sales. 466 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:34,782 I think I would know if you worked in digital ad sales, Talia. 467 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:34,815 I think I would know if you worked in digital ad sales, Talia. 468 00:19:34,815 --> 00:19:36,418 Well, you never asked me. 469 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:40,794 -Do you use SalesDock Pro? -I fucking hate SalesDock Pro. 470 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:45,203 [both] But it's the only way to calculate ROI. No! 471 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:47,307 -No! -[screams] 472 00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:48,810 [both laughing] 473 00:19:48,877 --> 00:19:51,849 -What? [chuckles] -Yes! [chuckles] 474 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,619 [Anton] Huh. 475 00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:55,590 Have my children. 476 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:58,261 [sighs] We were so close. 477 00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:05,209 -Is that a no? -[door slams] 478 00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:09,050 Okay, that's a big family. So you want four? 479 00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:12,389 Yeah, I think four. Yeah. Three girls and then one boy. 480 00:20:12,524 --> 00:20:14,026 You know, so I'm like mainly a girl dad, 481 00:20:14,327 --> 00:20:16,164 but I still have a chance to raise a good man. 482 00:20:16,231 --> 00:20:19,137 -How about you? How many kids? -I always thought I'd have two. 483 00:20:19,204 --> 00:20:20,540 One I like, one I don't. [chuckles] 484 00:20:20,607 --> 00:20:22,109 -Well, that's-- -[screams] Fuck you, you bitch! 485 00:20:22,176 --> 00:20:23,847 You're a fucking loser! You live in your mom's house! 486 00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,817 -Fuck you, get away! [yelps] -[Billie] Oh, shit! 487 00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:27,186 Issa, stop! 488 00:20:27,386 --> 00:20:28,455 [Issa] Hop off my dick! 489 00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:30,593 -[Paul] Whoa! Guys! -[Billie] Someone grab her! 490 00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,964 [Issa] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hope you die! 491 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,038 -Get away from me! -[Billie] Order! Issa! 492 00:20:36,237 --> 00:20:39,310 Order! Order! Or-- 493 00:20:39,812 --> 00:20:41,683 Issa. 494 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,687 Issa, Issa. 495 00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,657 -You need to take it. -I'm hormonal. 496 00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,795 Boo-hoo. We are all hormonal. 497 00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,665 Anton, help. 498 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:51,836 Give me it. 499 00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:54,373 -Stay back. -You stay back. 500 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,211 Iss. Iss. 501 00:20:56,278 --> 00:21:00,219 -Needle's down. Needle is down, okay? -[breathes deeply] 502 00:21:00,419 --> 00:21:03,459 Issa. Look around. 503 00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:06,131 No one's forcing you to do this. 504 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,802 Just don't. 505 00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,270 Okay? 506 00:21:10,272 --> 00:21:11,942 -Yeah. -Okay. 507 00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:26,872 Opposite trick? 508 00:21:26,939 --> 00:21:28,241 I learned from the best. 509 00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:29,912 [?? "Big Boy" playing] 510 00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:31,916 ?? Big boy pants 'Cause my pockets is thick ?? 511 00:21:31,949 --> 00:21:33,786 ?? Hello Kitty key chain Hang straight from my hip ?? 512 00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:35,691 ?? Got a big boy bag Got a big boy drip ?? 513 00:21:35,757 --> 00:21:37,594 ?? Make a lil girl sad 'Cause a big boy rich ?? 514 00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:39,397 ?? Big boy pants 'Cause my pockets is thick ?? 515 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,267 ?? Hello Kitty key chain Hang straight from my hip ?? 516 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,172 ?? Got a big boy bag Got a big boy drip ?? 517 00:21:43,238 --> 00:21:45,008 ?? Make a lil girl sad 'Cause a big boy rich ?? 518 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:46,879 ?? I'm a girl, I'm a girl I'm a girl, I know ?? 519 00:21:46,912 --> 00:21:48,916 ?? But I got a big mouth And a big boy flow ?? 520 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,787 ?? They only wanna listen When the bitches bein' hoes ?? 521 00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,824 ?? But you're an incel I can tell, I know ?? 522 00:21:52,858 --> 00:21:54,795 ?? Calling me a loser Like I never really got far ?? 523 00:21:54,828 --> 00:21:57,033 ?? Your whole crew got more pigs Than a cop car ?? 524 00:21:57,099 --> 00:21:59,037 ?? Kiss my feet 'Cause you'll never See the top bar ?? 525 00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,540 ?? Wishing you were me Every time that you pop bars ?? 526 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:02,410 ?? Ouch, yeah, that one hurt ?? 527 00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:03,913 ?? Lemon juice in the wound That's never gonna work ?? 528 00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:05,616 ?? Ow, that hurt me so much ?? 529 00:22:05,683 --> 00:22:07,286 ?? Ow, that was Really really mean ?? 530 00:22:07,353 --> 00:22:09,291 ?? Big boy pants 'Cause my pockets is thick ?? 531 00:22:09,358 --> 00:22:11,161 ?? Hello Kitty key chain Hang straight from my hip ?? 532 00:22:11,228 --> 00:22:13,065 ?? Got a big boy bag Got a big boy drip ?? 533 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,369 ?? Make a lil girl sad 'Cause a big boy rich ?? 534 00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,969 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0